Snippets

Alas, I don't remember all my weird and wonderful dreams in their entirety, but often just vague snippets of them, for example...

• My granddad (probably the most unlikely person in the world to ever do this) organising a Halloween party on my behalf for all my friends, family and colleagues, and everyone thinking I was really cool as result.
• At said party eating both a Praha Bakeshop croissant and a big lasagne, afterwards feeling duly guilt-stricken, before then realising to my utter joy and relief that it was a dream, so going on to attack the massive slabs of lemon cheesecake also on the table with conscience clear.
• Finding random clips from childhood on Youtube and sharing them on Facebook with Dad and Dan.
• Collecting a visiting Daniel and girlfriend from Prague airport, only to find my muppet of a brother had totally forgotten what hotel he was staying at here.
• Having someone bump into me from behind and doing a judo throw on them in self-defence, only to find out I'd winded a poor little 12 year old boy and made him cry (oh the guilt...).
• Visiting a haunted cinema with my Mum, which unleashed a virus '28 Days Later' style that first manifested itself with crippling depression, then made people evil and demented - to my horror and despair starting with my poor old Mum...
• Walking down a Facebook path with (non-demented) Mum, meeting old friends on the way and discussing what to have for dinner (cauliflower cheese was in the end decided upon).
• Going to Alton Towers with Dad and Dan and my Dad kicking off at a family abusing their kids (this actually did once nearly happen in real life at Disneyland, Florida...).
• Playing Jason Donovan in 'Joseph & the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat' and being thrown in a pit by the 11 brothers, where some weird insect like creatures invited me to eat them in order to stay alive.
• Forgetting (yet again!!) to do my final year at university, cracking under the stain, and climbing out of the window of my Halls of Residence in order to avoid doing my exams.
• Being a cattle rancher in the American Mid-West and having my herd of cows chase me into the farmhouse and try to ram their way into the bathroom, and having to shoot each of them in the head to save myself.
• Buying broccoli cup-a-soup at Albert (not sure why this one...).

That's all for now - more to come in the next week or two am sure... :-))