Snippets II

Dreams from just last night alone...

• Inadvertently killing my oversized pet angel fish by forgetting to put it into water when I cleaned the tank (twice), then realising that four hamsters and a parrot had also met untimely ends on mine and David's watch. Not looking particularly promising for Smudge and Fudge (real-life future kittens / child substitutes) then...
• Being in an episode of Eastenders with Janine and Pat, getting into the evitable soap bitch fight and accidentally stabbing Pat in the stomach in the struggle, then ringing 999 to report Pat being mortally wounded and Janine also starting to vomit up blood and sludge due to a prior heart condition. Unfortunately forgot to leave an address for the ambulance to go to, then kept getting cut off when trying to call back (a recurrent theme with 999 calls in my dreams, for some reason...).
• My stepsister joining some weird Asian sun-worshipping cult in Hampshire and having to go in and retrieve her with my mum and Alan, with me taking great delight in mocking all the deluded, beardy-weirdie, cult member, loony types along the way... :-))
• One of my colleagues not knowing who Bob Marley was, and me in utter incredulity singing 'No Woman No Cry' and 'Buffalo Soldier' in a vain attempt to jog their memory.
• My favourite piece of grafitti art being grafittied over at the Tesnov underpass, and then the next day to my disappointment finding that it was...

And that's all for now...